Thursday, October 26, 2006
Traffic...Amazed...
Today i was tuning in to one of the radio channels and was listening to the topic of whether the traffic police is giving enough attention to catch traffic offenders. This topic was opened to the public for discussion and i was amazed by one of the caller...
Very amazed....really....no kidding....
Radio DJ: Hi, may i know who's that calling?
Caller: Ya, my name is Ms Hor Chia Kueh. I called regarding the matter of traffic polices not giving enough attention to traffic offenders.
DJ: Ok, what are your views on this matter?
Ms Hor: Well, i am very angry and disappointed with the attidtude of traffic policemen. I think they are not focused enough to uphold road safety.
DJ: Why is that so?
Ms Hor: Because 5 months ago, i wrote to the TP commander and gave him a list of car numbers of offenders who broke traffic rules. 5 pages long you know? And guess what? They never reply me until now!
DJ: Wow! 5 pages long! How did you do that?
Ms Hor: Aiya, very easy one. When you are driving, just look at the cars beside you and behind you lor. Then you can find many offenders. I really think the TP very irresponsible. 5 Months!
DJ: Ok, well, maybe you got the email address wrong and send to other people instead? Like the
Body of very
Busy People? Haha...
Ms Hor: Ooi! Don't anyhow nonsense with me ok? I am willing to be the witness against these offenders ok. I just hate these offenders who break rules. I think justice should be done to them!
DJ: Wow, relax Ms Hor. Do you really hate them so much?
Ms Hor: Of course! I drive alot everyday you know? Even V-Power full tank i also can finish in one day. So since i drive so much, of course i will be worried about my safety la. I think the TP should wake up their idea and bring these offenders to justice! Somemore i got proof against these offenders in my list lor.
DJ: Wow, you really took great pains for the safety of the roads here. What proof do you have?
Ms Hor: I use my camera phone and took pictures of them breaking the rules ok? 3.0 Megapixels. New one leh. I buy just so i can catch them while i drive ar.
DJ: You what?
Ms Hor: Oh! No no...I er...Oh! I see TP! Better keep my phone in case he saw me use phone while driving.
DJ: Hello! Hello! Wow, i hope the offenders in Ms Hor's list are kept in the dark of her taking their photos and numbers...If not ar...Later all of the wheels of her car kenna clamp on the parking lot with the car body missing lor...
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Afternote:
Ppl, let me clarify first that i do not agree with Ms Hor's views about the TP. I think they are working very hard, its just that there are too much traffic to keep track of. I can give everyone proof of their excellent work rate by showing you all my collection of parking fines. And really, show me one person who has a license and not speed before. This does not include ppl who have licence but never drive before and also William-you drove for the first time a few days ago only.
But this is really a true story i heard today although a small part of the story is made up for entertainment purposes. Really, only the part about 5 pages offender's list, use phone while driving, v-power full tank...
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Re-Hi...Survey 2...
Hi ppl!
Welcome to my new blog!
Haha...i know its been some time since the blog is up but i did not manage to find the time to blog about it.
Well, this blog is done by my very capable dear! Thanks dear! You are the best! Haha...
Ok la...partially is also because i dunno how to edit the HTML la...partially also because i dun really care to know how to do it...hee...
Speaking of HTML...well, i went around to do my 'double-blind' survey again asking people if they know what HTML is. Here it goes:
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Me: Hi sir, can i know your name?
Surveyee(blind-folded twice): Ya, I am Yao Pat Thor. You can call me yao, pat thor, or pat thor yao.
Me: Erm, Pat Tor Yao or Yao Pat Thor?
Surveyee: Aiya just call me yao la. What's with the double blind fold?
Me: ya i have to make the survey double blind to be very accurate sir.
Yao: Dun nonsense la! How can i walk like that?
(Mr Yao takes off blind fold. 2 of them)
Me: erm, ok...I am doing a survey on HTML. So, do you know what is HTML?
Yao: Of course i know la! If dun have HTML i confirm die ar!
Me: Wow! that serious? So, what do you understand about it?
Yao: Huh? HTML need to understand what? The most important thing is it is very delicious!
Me: Er...I dun get you...
Yao: Wa lau, HTML is Hot Tomato Meat Loaf ma! De li france there got sell. Come i bring you there to eat....
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Me: Hi sir, what is your name?
Surveyee 2: Oh, my name is Soh Hor Nee. Just call me Nee can liao. If you feel like calling a more intimate name you can call me Nee Nee...Heh heh...
Me: Right. Er...you dun mind if i stand further away from you? I am here to do a survey regarding HTML. Do you know what HTML is sir?
Nee Nee...erm...Mr Nee: Or course i know la! No HTML mean no Nee Nee ok!
Me: Wow! So HTML is so important to you? What do you use it for? Write web pages?
Mr Nee: No la. Although i surf alot of that kind of 'web pages' la...heh heh...
Me: Right. Er...So, can you tell me more about HTML?
Mr Nee: aiya...no need to say much la...everyone also know HTML one.
Me: You mean...even the old folks too?
Mr Nee: of course! Never heard of hum sap low?
Me: Er...i think i am lost...
Mr Nee: Wa lau! HTML...How To MAke Love ma!!! You dun tell me you dunno!
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Before any computer experts kill me, i just want to tell everyone that i do know what HTML is: Hyper Text Markup Language. Or issit? haha...
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Sunday, October 22, 2006
Not a very good day for me today even though I enjoyed watching the movies The Departed and The Prestige.
Everyone was very hot tempered and disagreements were flying around more then the birds were in The Prestige.
Initially I started the day with a smile, but sometime into the day my temper got the better of me. Guess its because I'm too stressed with school work that makes me short tempered these days.
But then, without the stress the enjoyment is just not there... Haha, I'm contradicting myself again.
But that is just me.
I just like the irony of it all...Makes life interesting sometimes...
Ok, I indulged too much in myself le...let's talk about the movies...
People, I strongly recommend you to watch as it is a very very intriguing and mysterious movie. Wonderful acting skills by Hugh Jackman, Cristian Bale, and Michael Caine. The movie talks about the rivalry between the two magicians and their quest to become the better of the other. Twists are abundant in the movie and I think the movie really epitomised the 3 stages of magic: The Object, The Turn, then The Prestige.
One word of advise when you watch the movie, pay attention to all the details of the movie. Even though there will be alot of flashbacks and scene changing, it will all make sense during the finale. So, I strongly recommend this movie.
Though I cannot say the same for . Those who watched the chinese version, Wu Jian Dao, will think that The Departed is not as good as the chinese one. At least that is the impression i got from dear, her sister, and sylves. I though, only watched the ending for Wu Jian Dao so i quite appreciate the effort of the actors and the director. So, if you want to go catch it, go with an open mind and see what the movie has to offer.
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Hazy...Survey 1
Today, I went around to survey for feedback regarding the haze and ways to counter the haze problem.
The survey, in order to represent the population affected by the haze, must remain unbiased and random. Also, the sample must be big enough.
Hence i went around randomly and unbiasly choosed 1 person for my survey. To make the study double-blind, i blind-folded the subject twice(haha...jus kidding).
Here is my report:
Name: Phlegm Stuck In-nose
Me: What are your thoughts about the haze problem?
MR In-nose: Aiya...very jia lat ar...You see my nose...you know liao...
Me: er...ok...what do you think will be the likely solution to clear the problem?
Mr In-nose: I dunno leh...my nose got so much phlegm...use vacuum pump suck out also cannot solve la...
Me: er...i mean the haze problem.
Mr In-nose: Chey! i thought you asking about my nose...aiya...haze problem very easy to solve one...i got many good ideas! if the affected countries listen to my suggestions, confirm can solve immediately ar!
Me: Wow! what kind of suggestions do you have in mind?
Mr In-nose: Very easy. One of the solutions is to ask the all the people who put fire ar...including the people who cannot control the people to put fire one...all line up one line in front of the forest fires...then all breathe in deeply together! Wa! Confirm solve the problem immediately ar!
Me: Er...ok...i think that's all for my...
Mr In-nose: Eh! Wait! I haven finish saying yet! Another solution is to ask the cows in Neaw Zealan ar...All stand one line at the coast nearest to the forest fires, then all breathe in together ar! Wa! 4 million cows leh! As much as the Singhapoh population! Confirm can clear the haze immediately! Then we can have smoked beef! One stone kill two birds!
Mr In-nose: Eh! where you going? i haven finish saying!!! Eh! *Bundled grass rolls over the ground* *Crow fly over...Gwak!*
Mr In-nose: Hai, youngsters nowadays ar...ask me a few questions then i haven reply finish then he zhao liao...Must be kenna the haze make him go mad then become hazel-nut liao la...haiz...i rather kenna mad-cow disease....
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Wow...what an eventful day...
Although its only morning...
Nearly kenna langar by 2 cars whose drivers are blind...
Thought lecture theatre too silent...so unexpectedly decided to create some noise...
Thought today is mass tutorial, instead is lecture then never bring lecture notes...
Let's talk about the blind drivers first...How can they miss a big person like me? Are they short sighted? Or are they far sighted? Or are they black-and-white-stripes-aka-zebra-crossing-blind?Hmm...black-and-white-stripes-aka-zebra-crossing-blind....hmm...Or maybe the haze blinded everyone? Must be the haze...People...remember...if you are the b-a-w-s-a-z-c-blind people, and cannot see people too wide for your eyes to perceive...then be extra careful when you drive across the zebra crossing ya?Pedestrains who are too big, be careful while you cross the zebra crossing as there can only be 2 kinds of pedestrains, the quick footed and the dead.
As for the lecture theatre, haiz...its not my fault really.I do not know how to use the nokia phone la...How can a person who has used nokia phone for 5 years know how to use a nokia phone?So...don blame me ya? It wasn't intentional as during the final minutes of the lecture i decided to look at jeff's phone and play game...
It definitely wasn't intentional when instead of looking for the close program button, i tried to cover the noise with my hands...And it definitely wasn't intentional when i tried to push the phone back to jeff's stomach...hoping that jeff's experienced beer belly would help me cover the sound...though why i do that...i cannot explain...Funny...I just didn't use my brain...still sleeping i guess...
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Hi ppl, Today is a very nice day to set up my blog. Why? Because its Friday the 13th!!! No la...That's nonsense...But then...its Friday the 13th so i guess it should be a good day to set up this wonderous glob, er...i mean blog of mine...Why you ask me? aiya...the reason is simple...i simply do not know...
Have wanted to set up an online blog for very long le but just could not find the time to do it. ok...i'm lazy thats all...So...why set up a blog today? I dunno...maybe is because i got tired of studying non-stop in the library for about 10 minutes and it is taking its toll on me...
Had a very tiring week...Wrapped alot of mountains and seas with alot of cloths...then unwrapped them and wrapped them up again...then unwrapped them and wrapped them up again...then unwrap them and wrap them up again...wow...just typing the words out is tiring enough...no wonder it was such a tiring week...
Hmm...i think i have enough crap le...maybe i should talk about the name of my blog today...
Ya, its a very long story though...
I hope you are prepared for it...
Here comes the story...
I went online and searched for a name generator and generated it.
Yup...that is the story of the birth of my blog...
What a tiring week...Friday the 13th...scary day...because nothing happened...and i am glad for it...but it is still a scary day...because i managed to cough out so much crap in this post...
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