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Thursday, October 26, 2006
Traffic...Amazed...

Today i was tuning in to one of the radio channels and was listening to the topic of whether the traffic police is giving enough attention to catch traffic offenders. This topic was opened to the public for discussion and i was amazed by one of the caller...

Very amazed....really....no kidding....

Radio DJ: Hi, may i know who's that calling?

Caller: Ya, my name is Ms Hor Chia Kueh. I called regarding the matter of traffic polices not giving enough attention to traffic offenders.

DJ: Ok, what are your views on this matter?

Ms Hor: Well, i am very angry and disappointed with the attidtude of traffic policemen. I think they are not focused enough to uphold road safety.

DJ: Why is that so?

Ms Hor: Because 5 months ago, i wrote to the TP commander and gave him a list of car numbers of offenders who broke traffic rules. 5 pages long you know? And guess what? They never reply me until now!

DJ: Wow! 5 pages long! How did you do that?

Ms Hor: Aiya, very easy one. When you are driving, just look at the cars beside you and behind you lor. Then you can find many offenders. I really think the TP very irresponsible. 5 Months!

DJ: Ok, well, maybe you got the email address wrong and send to other people instead? Like the Body of very Busy People? Haha...

Ms Hor: Ooi! Don't anyhow nonsense with me ok? I am willing to be the witness against these offenders ok. I just hate these offenders who break rules. I think justice should be done to them!
DJ: Wow, relax Ms Hor. Do you really hate them so much?

Ms Hor: Of course! I drive alot everyday you know? Even V-Power full tank i also can finish in one day. So since i drive so much, of course i will be worried about my safety la. I think the TP should wake up their idea and bring these offenders to justice! Somemore i got proof against these offenders in my list lor.

DJ: Wow, you really took great pains for the safety of the roads here. What proof do you have?

Ms Hor: I use my camera phone and took pictures of them breaking the rules ok? 3.0 Megapixels. New one leh. I buy just so i can catch them while i drive ar.

DJ: You what?

Ms Hor: Oh! No no...I er...Oh! I see TP! Better keep my phone in case he saw me use phone while driving.



DJ: Hello! Hello! Wow, i hope the offenders in Ms Hor's list are kept in the dark of her taking their photos and numbers...If not ar...Later all of the wheels of her car kenna clamp on the parking lot with the car body missing lor...

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Afternote:

Ppl, let me clarify first that i do not agree with Ms Hor's views about the TP. I think they are working very hard, its just that there are too much traffic to keep track of. I can give everyone proof of their excellent work rate by showing you all my collection of parking fines. And really, show me one person who has a license and not speed before. This does not include ppl who have licence but never drive before and also William-you drove for the first time a few days ago only.

But this is really a true story i heard today although a small part of the story is made up for entertainment purposes. Really, only the part about 5 pages offender's list, use phone while driving, v-power full tank...

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