Saturday, April 21, 2007
Exams...
Long time never blog le...
Been very busy with preparations for exams sia...
Even have to take 2 weeks 'Leave' from dear, which she is very magnanimous and understanding to grant it to me...
Been studying from morning till night...
Haha...sooner or later i gonna blend into the table in the library and just become 'Toh Deng'(Table for Hokkien)...
Can't sleep...worried about econs exams coming up at 1pm...
Invested so much time on it even though the interest rate is pretty high, and so is my opportunity cost...
Just hope it pays off...decent grade can le...
Microbe? haiz...if ever i became the founder of a parasite, i'll most prob name it after the person who is responsible for me having to memorise all this shity microbe thingy...
Will be back blogging after the exams and do an update...
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Even though i said i would do an update after the exams, i just wanna say for now that i am extremely happy to receive a HUGO BOSS WALLET from my dear!!! I like it so much!!! Thank you dear for the birthday present.............................................................................................
Chun Keong nonsensed at
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Friday, April 06, 2007
GPS and LASER
Heard from my dear today that a few days ago, someone called to tele-market on a GPS product. For those of you who do not know what it is, GPS stands for Global Positioning System, not Go Pang Sai...
Anyway GPS uses some kind of satellite system for tracking or navigation...
So...imagine my dear's reaction when the guy called to tele-market...
She's in recruitment anyway...
The guy called without knowing which company he called...end up gabra...haiz..he needs training sia...
If i were the training officer of the GPS company i would train my saleman until like this:
Receptionist: "Hello, this is XXX recruitment agency"
Salesman: "Hi, this is Kong Chiao Wei calling from Pang & Sai GPS Systems. We would like to recomment our state of the art GPS tracking and navigation system to your company. Anything that you need to track, like where your company car go to, we can track!"
Receptionist: "Er...sorry...this is a recruitment agency. I don think your system has any use in our company. Thank you anyway."
Salesman: "Wait! You say the company is in recruitment? Then i think our GPS Annihilation package is the most beneficial to you!"
Receptionist: "Huh? I don get you sir...Pls elaborate?"
Salesmen: "You see...if you buy a full set of GPS tracking devices from us, you can track where your candidates are going ma. So if they run away after signing appointment letters or never go interview, you can track them down!!!"
Receptionist: "But no point ma, track only. What you expect me to do? Go find the person and drag the person back?"
Salesman, smugly: "No no no...We got something special in this Annihilation package. If you take up this package, we will provide you with a free laser system. This system very power! Anyone who run away can be tracked down, then with the hit of a button, you can shoot laser at that person!!! Like kenna struck by lightning like that ar...only no rain."
Receptionist considers for awhile, : "Wow...sounds interesting. Ok, i shall propose this to the company."
A few days later...
Headline News:
CITIZENS FOUND DEAD AND CHARRED TO SMOKE IN VARIOUS PARTS OF THE COUNTRY. IT WAS OBSERVED BY PEOPLE AROUND THE VICTIMS THAT THEY HEARD A 'ZAP!!!' SOUND BEFORE THEY SEE CHARRED REMAINS ON THE GROUND. IT WAS BELIEVED THAT THEY ARE GIVING SOME LAME EXCUSES ON THE PHONE BEFORE THIS LIGHTNING-LIKE BEAM DESCENDED ON THEM WITH GREAT SPEED. BY THE WAY, THERE WAS NO RAIN.
A few months later...
Salesman: "Hello? this is Chiao Wei speaking."
Receptionist: "Eh chiao wei, its me. I tell you ar, the laser system ar, not very effective liao. Now ppl just hide in the homes then they are safe. Any way to go about this?"
Salesman: "Got...We got ways one. What you can do is UPSIZE your package lor."
Receptionist: "Upsize ar...then get bigger more penetrating laser la? Ok lor...No promotion ar?"
Salesman: "Got promotion! Now you upsize right? We give you free 5 sets of tracking missiles ar. That one ar...even if your candidate run to amazon and hide there the missile can still track and hit him ar..."
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I digress too much liao...But anyway you got my point...Nope? ZAP!!!
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Imagine the actual salesman calling a particular company..."Hello? This is Ang Moh Caskets...".....................................................................................
Chun Keong nonsensed at
10:38 PM
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