Sunday, October 22, 2006
Hazy...Survey 1
Today, I went around to survey for feedback regarding the haze and ways to counter the haze problem.
The survey, in order to represent the population affected by the haze, must remain unbiased and random. Also, the sample must be big enough.
Hence i went around randomly and unbiasly choosed 1 person for my survey. To make the study double-blind, i blind-folded the subject twice(haha...jus kidding).
Here is my report:
Name: Phlegm Stuck In-nose
Me: What are your thoughts about the haze problem?
MR In-nose: Aiya...very jia lat ar...You see my nose...you know liao...
Me: er...ok...what do you think will be the likely solution to clear the problem?
Mr In-nose: I dunno leh...my nose got so much phlegm...use vacuum pump suck out also cannot solve la...
Me: er...i mean the haze problem.
Mr In-nose: Chey! i thought you asking about my nose...aiya...haze problem very easy to solve one...i got many good ideas! if the affected countries listen to my suggestions, confirm can solve immediately ar!
Me: Wow! what kind of suggestions do you have in mind?
Mr In-nose: Very easy. One of the solutions is to ask the all the people who put fire ar...including the people who cannot control the people to put fire one...all line up one line in front of the forest fires...then all breathe in deeply together! Wa! Confirm solve the problem immediately ar!
Me: Er...ok...i think that's all for my...
Mr In-nose: Eh! Wait! I haven finish saying yet! Another solution is to ask the cows in Neaw Zealan ar...All stand one line at the coast nearest to the forest fires, then all breathe in together ar! Wa! 4 million cows leh! As much as the Singhapoh population! Confirm can clear the haze immediately! Then we can have smoked beef! One stone kill two birds!
Mr In-nose: Eh! where you going? i haven finish saying!!! Eh! *Bundled grass rolls over the ground* *Crow fly over...Gwak!*
Mr In-nose: Hai, youngsters nowadays ar...ask me a few questions then i haven reply finish then he zhao liao...Must be kenna the haze make him go mad then become hazel-nut liao la...haiz...i rather kenna mad-cow disease....
Chun Keong nonsensed at
9:42 PM
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