Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Shui de Bian???
Gone are the days when you can answer a simple word to the question:"What do you want to eat???"
If you reply "anything" or "whatever", then the person asking you the question would probably say you can only drink them, not eat them.
Not as if its nice la...Though they have certainly put alot of effort in the ads, quite novel...
Well, to follow along this "anything" and "whatever" trend, i think they should also invent similar kinds of stuffs for other areas in the F&B category.
Like "Chin Chai"(hokkien for anything, chinese for green vegetables, literally)...
But "anything" and "whatever" got 3 syllabus, no fret, just put it as "chin chai la".
See? 3 syllabus also!!!
So what to relate to "chin chai la"?
Easy...Just go do market survey to find the 6 kinds of vegetables that ppl don't like to eat most and sort them in lor...
Then they must come in various fancy packaging so that kids who do not like vegetables would fancy trying them!
And also, must raise the prices higher abit because got element of surprise!!!
Hmm...Paying more to end up gettin something which you do not like...Interesting...
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Wait...still got...
This one i think is the most power...
Its called "Shui Bian"...Don ask me to translate...You all know what it means...
Yup...to make it 3 syllabus, you can make it:"Shui de Bian?"
Ya, must put ? in cos its a question....
Ok...totally not relevant to the 2 syllabus word but i think the 3 syllabus one better...
Imagine, the package contains the "Bians" of the 4 main ethnic groups of Singapore!!!
For the sake of picturing the 'rojakness' of our culture, we can also have one "Bian" which is the combination of all the major and minor ethnic groups!
5 diff types liao...
Ah! the last "Bian" can come from foreign talent!
I'm sure they can give us top class "Bian"...
I tell you all...Confirm nothing can potray the culture of Singapore more than "Shui de Bian?"!
And imagine that "Shui de Bian?" can be used as a food, beverage if you add water, fertilizer, weapon against molester, WMD...Imagine you use "Shui de Bian?" for self defence, your assailant do not even know who's "Bian" hit him!!! He may even become intellectually disabled if the right one hits him at the right spot!!!
Very versatile!!!
Since got Newater, maybe they can also give it out as souvenirs during NDP...
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Chun Keong nonsensed at
4:50 PM
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