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Thursday, December 14, 2006
Murder in Library

It is with utmost sadness and regret that i have to inform everyone of the loss of a valuable member belonging to my beloved and meagre family(my dear has 8792 pairs of shoes. I have only 4!!!!) of shoes.

It is thought that the beloved member was slowly and surely murdered by a very vicious looking pair of legs while the victim was attempting to transport the accused across vast distances.

Autopsy showed that the victim was tortured by a combination of elephantine weight impressing on it, as well as the continuous bending of the victim. A photo shot was taken at the autopsy room.

Ladies and gentlemen, do be prepared to witness a very cruel and shocking image. It is advised that children under the age of 12 be accompanied by an adult while viewing this gruel photo:

Authorities are still investigating the whereabouts of the accused. A photo of the accused is generated with the help of the victim. It described the accused during its dying breath.

Ladies and Gentlemen, what you are about to witness is the photo of the accused. Very fierce looking, murderous, and elephantine. It is strongly advised that children under the age of 16 must be acompanied by their parents. We do check your IDs kids.

Ladies and Gentlemen, if ever you come across anyone who looks like the accused, do contact your neighbourhood "polis".

Reading till here, ladies and gentlemen, it would be kind as to observe one minute of silence for the victim.

If anyone wants to contribute 'white gold' to the owner, just contact the owner using the tag board and the owner would gladly...erm...sadly i mean...collect it from you.

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